I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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