I must be too annoying 4 u.
4 words: hood of his car
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
COCAINE IS GR8
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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