First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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