it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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