Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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