I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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