you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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