yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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