how can u be prego again
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
