He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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