we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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