I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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