Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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