Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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