pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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