So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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