idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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