You can't special order awesome
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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