So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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