We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
there is glitter all over my balls
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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