Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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