do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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