Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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