in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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