so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
