No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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