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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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