Christians are straight up FREAKS
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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