In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Randomize
