Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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