I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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