? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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