I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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