party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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