I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Rumble strips road head = magical
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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