Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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