Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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