do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
