Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
