p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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