just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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