Yo dont text me then not text me
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I think i got beer on your cat.
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