I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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