I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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