I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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