No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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