I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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