The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You're a waste of cheezeits
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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