Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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