is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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