I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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